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Parent calls coach to explain its only fair if her kid receives the most attention.

Snow baskets used roller skiing to save money for world cup starts

Female runner shows she's "real" by posting a picture of muddy shoes

Insta followers are shocked by a "refreshing moment of realness" when a female runner posted a photo of her muddy shoes. Here are some of...

Slower skier emphasizes he's keeping it L1 to save face.

The only time skier smiled was taking a selfie to post later about how much skiing made her smile.

Elite skier Mariah Kerry could barely get herself out the door today. It was rainy, windy, and cold and she was alone. Her roller skis...

Bjornsen Siblings Usher in New Era of Development Strategy

The success of US Ski Team sibling phenoms, Sadie and Erik Bjornsen, has inspired US Ski Team coaches and development staff to adopt a...

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What is this blog for?

This blog uses satire to passively aggressively call out the excuses and lies we tell that make us all feel bad. However, some of the posts are just for fun, so don't look into it too much. We hope bringing light to some of these issues will inspire you to be a better person, but if you find yourself offended or uncomfortable, we apologize and encourage you to stop using Uncapped Klister and resume using Instagram.