Man Struck By Lack Of Friends: No One Told Him He Had Food In His Teeth Since Lunch.

Upon returning from a long day at the office, Apple employee Kenny Rogers realized a piece of spinach cloaked his entire front tooth. Given that he hadn't eaten since lunch, he was rightfully angered that no one had told him. "I talked with customers all afternoon!" He shouted. Looking at himself in the mirror on Monday night, Kenny was struck by his lack of close friends.